i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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