I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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