love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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