I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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