Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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