i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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