I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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