HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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