can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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