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sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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