You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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