So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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