your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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