what if I'm pregnant?
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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