I just pynch a tree in the face
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
