apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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