look no pants
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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