Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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