Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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