I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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