Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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