I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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