I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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