doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Randomize
