8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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