i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize