just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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