My first STD was from a foam party
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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