This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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