It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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