super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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