Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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