I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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