So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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