I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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