If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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