are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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