I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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