I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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