would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
