my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I want a musical about memes.
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