Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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