You really coming over, don't trick.
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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