Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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