Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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