dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We got so high we made milksteak
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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