Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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