In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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