I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
