Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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